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I'm an odd ball.
short, sweet and to the point is an accurate description.
I love animals, scarves, and traveling. Manners are oh-so charming. I prefer horror, Disney, and Pixar movies. Tattoos, sweater vests, suits, glasses, braces, freckles and nerds are utterly lovable. Good English skills, a tasteful music selection, accents, and a mutual love for animlals are all good ways to my heart.
pictures of my mug>http://holyfappinbatman.tumblr.com/me

bondoge:

my tombstone will probably just say “ok”


Michelle Obama is like the political version of Beyonce


inspiredbychaos:

i love how big having a new president is

whereas in australia one morning i woke up

and the prime minister had dropped out

and his ranga bestie is now prime minister

without anyone voting

and i was like

okay

and went to school


julianasayspeace:

i can totally relate to jesus because sometimes i fall asleep and when i wake up it’s three days later


alexidk:

every morning I walk into school and can’t decide if I want to commit suicide or homicide


does anyone else ever get really stressed over assignments and know that you should be doing them but you feel like you physically can’t stop procrastinating and that just stresses you out even more or is that just me


steven-stoned:

OH MY FUCKING GOD OKAY I WAS IN MY BIOLOGY LESSON JUST NOW AND WE WERE LEARNING ABOUT PLANT SEX ORGANS AND WE STARTED TALKING ABOUT CUCUMBERS AND WE MADE OUR TEACHER TYPE “WHAT SEX ARE CUCUMBERS?” INTO GOOGLE AN D SHE CLICKED ON THE FIRST LINK WITHOUT THINKING AND IT WAS A FUCKING GALLERY OF IMAGES OF SEXUAL PENETRATION USING CUCUMBERS AN D SHE SCREAMED AND SHE WAS TRYING TO GET I T OFF THE SCREEN AND I WAS FUCKING LAUGHING MY ASS OFF


girlwhowasonfire:

I love tags it’s like muttering under your breath on the internet


tyleroakley:

buzzfeed:

George Takei responds to “traditional” marriage fans. 

George Takei is flawfree.


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