i love how big having a new president is
whereas in australia one morning i woke up
and the prime minister had dropped out
and his ranga bestie is now prime minister
without anyone voting
and i was like
okay
and went to school
i can totally relate to jesus because sometimes i fall asleep and when i wake up it’s three days later
every morning I walk into school and can’t decide if I want to commit suicide or homicide
does anyone else ever get really stressed over assignments and know that you should be doing them but you feel like you physically can’t stop procrastinating and that just stresses you out even more or is that just me
OH MY FUCKING GOD OKAY I WAS IN MY BIOLOGY LESSON JUST NOW AND WE WERE LEARNING ABOUT PLANT SEX ORGANS AND WE STARTED TALKING ABOUT CUCUMBERS AND WE MADE OUR TEACHER TYPE “WHAT SEX ARE CUCUMBERS?” INTO GOOGLE AN D SHE CLICKED ON THE FIRST LINK WITHOUT THINKING AND IT WAS A FUCKING GALLERY OF IMAGES OF SEXUAL PENETRATION USING CUCUMBERS AN D SHE SCREAMED AND SHE WAS TRYING TO GET I T OFF THE SCREEN AND I WAS FUCKING LAUGHING MY ASS OFF
I love tags it’s like muttering under your breath on the internet
George Takei responds to “traditional” marriage fans.
George Takei is flawfree.

